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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour

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Ha-ha!

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No way!

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Uh... Gosh.

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Where's the hole?

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HE HONKS

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Eurgh! Oh!

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Uh... Are you having a laugh?

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Oh!

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JUDI GASPS
- Oh!
- Oh!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Hello. And a big old welcome to Taskmaster.

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The bad news is this is
the penultimate episode.

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The good news is none of

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the tasks involve our
contestants' tongues

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or the horrific rivers of flob
you witnessed last week.

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Four of the contestants have won
two episodes each,

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and one of them has won no episodes.

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But that's the joy of Taskmaster.

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Someone can leave without
a single win to their name,

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become a national embarrassment,

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letting down their family
and their friends,

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and still have fun.

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It doesn't even matter who that
person is.

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LAUGHTER

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Please welcome Ardal O'Hanlon,
Bridget Christie,

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Chris Ramsey, Judi Love,

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and Sophie Duker.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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And next to me,

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a man who told me in
a private moment that having

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a woman pilot an aeroplane is
like putting a squirrel in charge of

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the peanut farm.

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HIGH-PITCHED: It's little
Alex Horne.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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I've completed this month's list.

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Would you like to hear this
month's list? Yes, please.

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This month's list is five
reasons why

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I love doing this show.

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Number one, it's a great laugh.

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Number two,
I really like the floor manager.

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He's got a great sense of style.

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Number three,
I get free Wi-Fi during the show,

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slash there's a great
atmosphere sometimes.

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Number four,

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isn't it fun
to see how different people

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try to attempt the tasks?

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And number five, it provides me with
an alibi in case I get accused of

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a crime I didn't commit on
the night of the recording.

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Those are the five reasons why
I love doing this show.

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And now we can start it.

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Right. Come on, then.
What's the prize task category?

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Well, Greg, today you and you alone
have asked them to bring in

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the best object with a handle.

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Ooh. AUDIENCE: Ooh!

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That's right,
but it is episode nine,

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so I think it's sort of fair enough.

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The best objects with
a handle will mean five points for

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the person who brought it in, and
the winner of this very episode

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will stride home proudly clutching
five objects by their handles.

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What I'm looking for is
a bit of imagination.

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That's all. That's all I ask.

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Judi. Yeah. What's your prize?

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Well, as you said about imagination...

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Let it run. Let it run free.
I just let the creativity, you know,

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come from within,
and I brought a small bike.

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Yes, here's her bike
that she's brought in.

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There we go.
Best object with a handle.

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It's got a handle on it,
that's what... The handlebar.

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You've got two handles.
Two handles.

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You might be a one-handler.

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I was a no-handler back in
the day.

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Oh, bad boy. Bad boy. Yeah.

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But what I'm saying is,

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imagine me on that bike.

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Who can handle that?
Do you understand?

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Incredible. Is it?

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You have just brought in
a kids bike, and yet,

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you've talked it into something
truly poetic.

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And yet, still no wins.

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LAUGHTER

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Sophie,
can you beat a child's bike?

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I've brought you
a wheel of fortune. Oh.

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Ooh.

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Here it is. Ooh, look at that.
What does it do?

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I don't understand what it does.
So, you see the triangles? Yeah.

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We're really bad at
making decisions. Yeah.

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You stick the decision you want...
It's like a Rubik's cube, but flat.

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You spin the wheel with the handle.

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Are you proposing that we write
things in the blank spaces?

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You can put whatever you want.

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I put it
to you that that'll land at

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the same place every time,
cos that handle will weigh it down.

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I didn't really...

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I didn't really expect my fortune
to be combated with science. Um...

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And the other problem is
there's only, like, ten possible

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things that can happen
to you for the rest of your life.

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Yeah, that's more than you
were expecting.

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LAUGHTER

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We have got to be realistic
at our age, Ardal.

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I'd set... They're all good things.

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I'd settle for eight.

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I don't know what
the hell she's brought in.

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I still don't know.
It's got a handle.

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The only thing I want to write on
any of those triangles is one point.

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Chris, can you do worse than that?

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I've brought a kettle.

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Here it is.
And I'll tell you why.

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You'd better make it good.

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It's a giant jug and,
if you want, it can make it hot.

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And when you're using it as a jug,

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you can go all the way past
the max fill line.

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All the way to the top.
Doesn't matter.

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No wonder Ramsey went after

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the black and white spinny thing
so hard.

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It was very much
a defence mechanism.

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LAUGHTER

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Ardal, can you beat a kettle?

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I brought a chess piece queen. Ooh.

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Yes, here is the chess piece queen.
Has it got a handle?

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It hasn't got a handle.
Where's the handle?

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It has a handle. Where?

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Here.

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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What does the king look like?

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The king looks...a little bit
like her.

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Slightly different handle.

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They're...
Ardal, you've done very well.

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Thank you.

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Bridget.

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I have brought in a door.

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Here is Bridget's door.

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Oh, dear. Well, I would like
to see how you got on in your house

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with no doors.

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People would be coming in,
taking all your stuff.

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A door is also metaphorical.

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As one door opens,
another closes, and vice versa.

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That's not always true.
A door to...

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He's right, that isn't always true.
Pardon?

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Well, like when I shut my
garage door, I always wait,

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but nothing opens.

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That's not my fault.

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OK, well, you've seen all five.
The last one was a door.

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I'm going to do a speed scoring.
You ready? Ooh, I love this. Yes.

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So it's one point to..? Kettle.

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Chris. Good. Door.

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Bridget, two points.

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Weird spinny thing.

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That's Sophie, three.

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Little bike.

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Judi, four points.
Chess piece.

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Gets five points,
that's Ardal O'Hanlon.

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There it is!
APPLAUSE

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Give me a task proper, immediately.

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Right. Here we go.
Ding-dong.

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Ardal. Hi, Alex.
Are you ready for the task?

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I think so.

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Sophie, let's do it.

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OK.

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Where is it? It's coming.

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Oh!

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HE LAUGHS

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Oh, wow. Wow.

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Oh. Now
that's made me very happy.

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This is very Mary Poppins.
I really like it.

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Where do you want the umbrella
to go? Up?

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OK.

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Wahey!

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ARDAL SIGHS

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Ooh!

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Oh, thank you.

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£50 note.

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It's like the best birthday ever.

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Get the most surprising thing...

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..delivered to the Taskmaster house.

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You have...six hours!

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Your time starts now.

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What, I could just order anything?
Something surprising, please, Judi.

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See, in the north-east,

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I could surprise yous all for how
much 50 quid will get you. A house?

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Yeah, a house, yeah.
Get a couple of houses.

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I'm going to order me a man! Ha-ha!

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How about a burrito for lunch?

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So you're thinking of that?

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I'm thinking of keeping the money.

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Do I just..?
You have to say the magic word.

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Bye.

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Ha! I've got 50 quid to spend.

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APPLAUSE

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Watching your delight at

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a small umbrella being lowered on
some fishing wire

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made me feel
fatherly towards all of you.

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Yes. And then, when you further went
on to be so excited by

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the £50 that you had to spend,

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I felt like you were
all my weird children.

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Aww, Daddy.

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It's called Stockholm Syndrome.
Yeah. We're conditioned.

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Well, for me too, Ardal.

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LAUGHTER

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But I did, I found it really delightful,

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and I thought, "Oh, my God,
all my cynicism's left me."

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How am I going to...
Aww. ..judge them harshly?

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Then your suggestions started
to come in.

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As far as I can work out,
it was a burrito,

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two northern houses,
and a male prostitute.

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So, unusually, they had six hours to
get the surprising thing delivered.

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Shall we start? Yeah. OK, well,

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a wise man once said Love
always delivers.

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So here she is. Good luck, Judi.

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Alex?

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Oh, good,
I didn't have to call you twice.

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Hello, Judi.

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Delivery!

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Go and have a little poke around,
see what's in there.

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You want to see if it's real.

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I don't like it.

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Well, you wanted something weird.

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Surprising.
OK, well thank you, Judi.

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What do I do with it?

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Cook it. Eat it.

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Cook it and eat it. Yeah. OK.

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I'll leave it to you, babes.
Thank you, babes.

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You can't bring it in here though.

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APPLAUSE

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I was quite surprised. Exactly.

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I was surprised at how much
I looked like the damn fish.

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Yeah, well, I mean, you know,
she fulfilled the brief, didn't she?

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It's very out of character. Normally...

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None of us saw
a load of awful fish heads... Yeah.

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..on top of a skateboard.

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Never expected that,
did you, Alex?

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And it skateboarded down to us. Mm.

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I mean, come on. So you spent
a fiver on a load of fish guts,

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put them on someone else's
skateboard, and the 45 went to...?

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Nando's.

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LAUGHTER
Yeah. That is...

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Very good. Very good.

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Very strong opener. Who's next?
It's a strong opener.

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Just to let you know,
Ben from the team

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did make a fish stew with it and ate
it, and apparently it's delicious.

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Good that it didn't go to waste.
What's next?

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OK, here is the surprising thing
that Ardal had delivered.

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DOORBELL RINGS

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Perfect.

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What...what is it?
It's an owl.

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Well, it's not a real owl.
It's a scarecrow owl.

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Wind-operated.

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At least I think it's wind.
Might be wind.

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There's nothing to wind...

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It's wind-operated.

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I think a bird would recognise
this as a predator.

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And would be very frightened.
Birds are a menace.

253
00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,360
OK, thank you, Ardal.

254
00:12:18,400 --> 00:12:19,880
You're welcome.

255
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:23,400
If we had a little draft in here,

256
00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:25,440
I think it would be
more effective.

257
00:12:28,000 --> 00:12:31,440
APPLAUSE

258
00:12:31,480 --> 00:12:34,320
Now that we've all got
to know each other a bit, Ardal,

259
00:12:34,360 --> 00:12:35,880
I have to confess that

260
00:12:35,920 --> 00:12:38,880
you bringing in
a plastic scarecrow owl,

261
00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:40,800
it was not a great shock to me.

262
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,440
Was that the first thing
you thought?

263
00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,960
Like, "Oh, he'll probably bring
in a scarecrow owl?"

264
00:12:45,000 --> 00:12:47,800
No, but it would've been in my top
five guesses.

265
00:12:47,840 --> 00:12:51,080
I mean, I'd say, like Judi's,
it did look a bit like him,

266
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,120
don't you think? What?

267
00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:55,080
You think Ardal looks like
a scarecrow owl?

268
00:12:55,120 --> 00:12:58,760
A little bit. Can we have a look
at it? See if it looks like Ardal?

269
00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:08,080
Yeah, it's the yellow eyes
that give it away, isn't it?

270
00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:11,480
It's the baffled look.

271
00:13:11,520 --> 00:13:13,640
And the flat face, yeah.

272
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:17,000
Now that's the most surprising thing
of this section. Yeah.

273
00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:18,320
Good. Who's next?

274
00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:20,400
Next up, we're going to have
a delivery

275
00:13:20,440 --> 00:13:23,640
straight from Ramsey Street. Ooh.

276
00:13:29,560 --> 00:13:32,280
Ah. Thank you very much.

277
00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:34,400
Thank you. Here we are.

278
00:13:37,560 --> 00:13:39,040
Easy-peasy.

279
00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:58,360
APPLAUSE

280
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:01,800
Not bad. Fair play to you.
I wasn't expecting two things.

281
00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,680
I wasn't expecting you to use
an actual human baby,

282
00:14:04,720 --> 00:14:07,360
and I wasn't expecting to have
the confusing feelings

283
00:14:07,400 --> 00:14:10,000
I had when you were beautifully shot
walking across

284
00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:13,000
the courtyard holding it.
Double surprise.

285
00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,920
JUDI: I feel a bit disturbed. Why?

286
00:14:14,960 --> 00:14:16,560
He bought a baby online.

287
00:14:16,600 --> 00:14:18,640
CHRIS: Oh, sorry, should it...

288
00:14:18,680 --> 00:14:23,160
Would you have felt better if it was
sent down the drive on a skateboard?

289
00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,560
Yeah. Possibly. I mean,
you bought a baby online.

290
00:14:26,600 --> 00:14:29,640
Listen, I didn't buy a baby online.
That's ridiculous. I've got a guy.

291
00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:32,760
LAUGHTER

292
00:14:35,560 --> 00:14:37,480
WHISPERS: That's the end of
part one.

293
00:14:37,520 --> 00:14:40,120
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

294
00:14:46,200 --> 00:14:48,440
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

295
00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:51,600
Hello. Thank you.
Welcome back to Taskmaster.

296
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:53,400
Are we delivering tonight, Alex?

297
00:14:53,440 --> 00:14:56,080
Well, you are, Greg, and the
competitors are delivering too,

298
00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,840
or at least they're trying to get

299
00:14:57,880 --> 00:14:59,600
the most surprising thing
delivered to

300
00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:03,120
the Taskmaster house
within six hours.

301
00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:05,520
Now it's time for Duker's delivery.

302
00:15:05,560 --> 00:15:07,000
Boop-boop.

303
00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:14,040
Thank you. Alex?
I got you something.

304
00:15:14,080 --> 00:15:15,760
Just a present.

305
00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,840
They're moving. Yeah.

306
00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,360
There are loads and loads
and loads of them.

307
00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,320
That one's little little Alex.
Thank you.

308
00:15:30,360 --> 00:15:32,640
That one's little little
little Alex.

309
00:15:32,680 --> 00:15:34,080
I really like them.

310
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:36,840
I thought you could relate
to them, in a way.

311
00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:40,280
They're, like, very busy.
They have no spine.

312
00:15:42,160 --> 00:15:45,480
Lovely. All right, well, I'll...
I'll deal with these.

313
00:15:45,520 --> 00:15:47,480
Uh, bye-bye. Bye.
Thanks for my delivery.

314
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:50,640
You are dark, man!

315
00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:52,640
Sorry.

316
00:15:52,680 --> 00:15:55,280
Slam. Yeah.
Sophie slammed you.

317
00:15:55,320 --> 00:15:56,720
She implied I'm an invertebrate.

318
00:15:56,760 --> 00:15:59,600
She said you're a spineless worm.
Oh, was that what you m...?

319
00:15:59,640 --> 00:16:03,840
Oh, I see. Uh, no. No.
There's no... Just loosey-goosey.

320
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:06,760
It was an absolutely revolting
juxtaposition between

321
00:16:06,800 --> 00:16:08,160
the pretty basket and the worms.

322
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:12,160
I was surprised,
but I wasn't SURPRISED.

323
00:16:12,200 --> 00:16:13,840
Little little Alex.

324
00:16:13,880 --> 00:16:15,960
Little little points.

325
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:18,760
SHE EXHALES

326
00:16:18,800 --> 00:16:21,600
Just so you know, the worms were
liberated in the Taskmaster garden

327
00:16:21,640 --> 00:16:24,160
and they're all happily crawling
around out there.

328
00:16:24,200 --> 00:16:26,040
Right. Who's next?

329
00:16:26,080 --> 00:16:27,160
There's only one more.

330
00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:29,960
Yes, it's a BRIDGEt too far.
Here she is.

331
00:16:30,000 --> 00:16:31,440
Ooh.

332
00:16:31,480 --> 00:16:33,000
You've got 40 minutes left.

333
00:16:33,040 --> 00:16:34,720
All right, give us a sec, then.

334
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:39,560
SHE MUMBLES

335
00:16:41,840 --> 00:16:43,280
Oh, blimey.

336
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,760
ANGELIC MUSIC

337
00:16:47,200 --> 00:16:48,960
Is that what you've had delivered?

338
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,200
Yes.

339
00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:52,800
Do I take what he's offering me?
Yeah, yeah.

340
00:16:52,840 --> 00:16:55,280
He looks like a Welsh king.

341
00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:56,520
You can speak to him.

342
00:16:56,560 --> 00:16:59,560
Hello, hello. Are you a Welsh king?

343
00:16:59,600 --> 00:17:01,280
SCRIBBLING

344
00:17:01,320 --> 00:17:04,440
He's written,
"I am King Owain Gwynedd.

345
00:17:04,480 --> 00:17:07,480
"Word has reached
the castle that you claim to be

346
00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:09,520
"a direct descendant of me.

347
00:17:09,560 --> 00:17:12,440
"You are not.
Who do you think you are?"

348
00:17:12,480 --> 00:17:15,880
He got in touch with me,

349
00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:18,080
because he was very annoyed that

350
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:22,080
Greg was going around saying that
he was a direct descendent.

351
00:17:22,120 --> 00:17:25,160
Why is he holding Hit Me With Your
Rhythm Stick

352
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:26,800
by Ian Dury and The Blockheads?

353
00:17:26,840 --> 00:17:29,560
Because that's the first record that
Greg ever bought. Is it?

354
00:17:29,600 --> 00:17:30,720
Yeah.

355
00:17:30,760 --> 00:17:32,720
And why's he wearing a kaftan?

356
00:17:32,760 --> 00:17:34,760
Because Greg wears them on holiday.

357
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:38,880
Why's the king wearing
a tiny swimming hat?

358
00:17:38,920 --> 00:17:42,520
Because Greg swam
for his county when he was 12.

359
00:17:42,560 --> 00:17:44,960
So I just said,
"If you're here anyway,

360
00:17:45,000 --> 00:17:47,480
"I've got these other things that
I know about him.

361
00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,480
"Do you want to do that, as well?"

362
00:17:49,520 --> 00:17:51,400
Thank you so much.

363
00:17:51,440 --> 00:17:53,280
Do you want to get off? OK.

364
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:56,760
ANGELIC MUSIC

365
00:18:00,040 --> 00:18:01,440
Thank you. OK.

366
00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:03,680
OK. Bye-bye.
OK, see you soon. Bye.

367
00:18:03,720 --> 00:18:05,720
APPLAUSE

368
00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:09,360
It's very hard to find out anything
about you at all. You are very...

369
00:18:09,400 --> 00:18:12,240
Well, you did a pretty good job,
Bridget. I read every interview.

370
00:18:12,280 --> 00:18:14,800
And those are the four facts
you found out?

371
00:18:14,840 --> 00:18:16,920
There's nothing about you anywhere.

372
00:18:16,960 --> 00:18:18,240
Also, do you know what?

373
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:20,880
None of your family or friends would
talk about you.

374
00:18:20,920 --> 00:18:23,400
So are you telling me,
in that six hours,

375
00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:24,480
you researched him

376
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,080
and tried to call his family
and friends? I did, yeah.

377
00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,600
Yeah, who did you ring? I...

378
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:32,240
My mum will tell you anything
for a fiver. No.

379
00:18:32,280 --> 00:18:35,120
I wanted to find something out from
your childhood

380
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:36,920
that even you might not
have remembered.

381
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:38,960
Oh, you need a therapist
for that, babes.

382
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,280
Yeah, she did try and contact your
GP amongst other people.

383
00:18:43,680 --> 00:18:45,520
Yeah. Yeah, they didn't talk.
Mm-hm, yeah.

384
00:18:45,560 --> 00:18:47,960
No-one would talk to me.
No-one would talk, weirdly.

385
00:18:48,000 --> 00:18:51,320
I am related to Owain Gwynedd
the First, Prince of Wales. I am.

386
00:18:51,360 --> 00:18:53,760
You were trying to make out
I wasn't. I am.

387
00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,680
Well, you... There's conflicting...

388
00:18:55,720 --> 00:18:59,280
There's no conflicting thing.
I am of direct royal lineage.

389
00:18:59,320 --> 00:19:00,920
This is exactly what it said,

390
00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:04,240
that you were very quite sensitive
about it, and get quite...

391
00:19:05,440 --> 00:19:08,560
I lie about Hit Me With Your
Rhythm Stick being my first single,

392
00:19:08,600 --> 00:19:10,840
cos I think it's much cooler
than the truth,

393
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,920
which is
Roger Whittaker's song about

394
00:19:13,960 --> 00:19:15,520
a dragon called Google Eye.

395
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:17,440
LAUGHTER

396
00:19:17,480 --> 00:19:21,240
It was very thorough, very creepy.
Let's make some judgements.

397
00:19:21,280 --> 00:19:24,480
Right. I'm really going to mess
with your system a little bit. OK.

398
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:28,280
I'm going to give two points
to two people. OK, I can... OK?

399
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,560
I can cope with that.

400
00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:31,760
So, to Ardal,
I'm going to give two points,

401
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:34,080
and to Sophie's worm basket,
I'm giving two points.

402
00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,560
OK. Two to Ardal. OK?
Two to Sophie. Got it.

403
00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:38,520
Then we jump up to four points.
Oh, do we now?

404
00:19:38,560 --> 00:19:40,400
Cos I really started
to get surprised. Right.

405
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:41,760
No-one could've predicted that

406
00:19:41,800 --> 00:19:44,280
Judi Love would've sent some
fish heads on a skateboard

407
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:46,720
down that drive.
I'm going to give her four points.

408
00:19:46,760 --> 00:19:49,560
Well done, Judi.
And another four points... Right.

409
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:53,000
..also goes to the lady who put in
so much research in such

410
00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:55,440
a short time into my life,
Bridget Christie.

411
00:19:55,480 --> 00:19:58,920
OK. But I was most genuinely
surprised to see a man bring

412
00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:00,800
a human baby through the gate.

413
00:20:00,840 --> 00:20:04,360
Yes, and that is what is wrong
with society.

414
00:20:04,400 --> 00:20:07,880
Nevertheless, five points to Chris
Ramsey. Five points to Chris Ramsey.

415
00:20:07,920 --> 00:20:09,560
What are the scores, Alex?

416
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,080
Sophie's at the bottom with five.

417
00:20:11,120 --> 00:20:14,280
Judi, who's not won an episode,
is in the lead with eight points.

418
00:20:14,320 --> 00:20:17,880
- Oh!
- Ooh. APPLAUSE

419
00:20:19,520 --> 00:20:20,960
It's time for the next task.

420
00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,000
The task starts outside a lovely old
barn with a lovely old blanket

421
00:20:24,040 --> 00:20:27,440
and our lovely old contestants.
Off we go. Lovely.

422
00:20:38,120 --> 00:20:41,560
Hi, Alex.
Hello, Judi. Hi, Sophie.

423
00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:45,000
Hey. Is there, like,
a big hole underneath?

424
00:20:47,720 --> 00:20:50,680
Did you think that was a trap?
Maybe a hole or something.

425
00:20:54,680 --> 00:20:55,960
Careful.

426
00:20:58,840 --> 00:21:02,600
SHE SCREAMS
Why's it got eyes?

427
00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,520
So it can see.
Is it a snake?

428
00:21:05,560 --> 00:21:07,880
"Make the longest cup snake

429
00:21:07,920 --> 00:21:10,920
"and lie down next to it
outside this building."

430
00:21:10,960 --> 00:21:13,440
On the floor?
I've got to lie on the floor?

431
00:21:13,480 --> 00:21:16,200
You can lie on that nice little
picnic blanket.

432
00:21:16,240 --> 00:21:18,560
You may only leave
the building twice.

433
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:20,440
You have ten minutes,
your time starts now.

434
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,760
What's a cup snake?

435
00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,640
Is that a cup snake?

436
00:21:23,680 --> 00:21:25,160
It's not a very long one.

437
00:21:25,200 --> 00:21:26,800
Your time starts now.

438
00:21:28,960 --> 00:21:32,080
DOOR CREAKS

439
00:21:32,120 --> 00:21:33,760
It's like one of them horror films,

440
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:35,800
and the black person always get
killed first.

441
00:21:35,840 --> 00:21:37,480
I don't want to go in there.

442
00:21:42,440 --> 00:21:44,800
Oh, my God!

443
00:21:51,200 --> 00:21:53,560
It's literally filled with cups.

444
00:21:53,600 --> 00:21:56,600
APPLAUSE

445
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,600
The horror that you all felt when
you opened the door

446
00:22:01,640 --> 00:22:05,040
to reveal some cups on
the table fascinated me.

447
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,880
"Oh, God!"

448
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:09,520
Like it was the most sickening thing
you'd ever seen.

449
00:22:09,560 --> 00:22:11,240
The last thing I expected to see.

450
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,440
And there was a lot of cups.
It was intimidating.

451
00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:15,480
It was terrifying. Yeah.
It was really weird.

452
00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,240
Right, let's crack on.
OK, well,

453
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:19,800
we're going to see three cup snakes
first of all,

454
00:22:19,840 --> 00:22:22,120
and the boa constructors -
thank you -

455
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:24,680
are Ardal, Chris, and Sophie.
Woo!

456
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:27,760
How many do you think there
are, Chris? About 1,000.

457
00:22:27,800 --> 00:22:28,880
About 1,000?

458
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,120
500 or 1,000, depending on my maths.

459
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,040
OK, well, the clock is ticking.

460
00:22:33,080 --> 00:22:35,680
And I can only leave twice.
Uh-huh.

461
00:22:35,720 --> 00:22:37,520
And I'm in now. Yes.

462
00:22:39,480 --> 00:22:41,000
What's a cup snake?

463
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:48,360
Less haste. More speed.
Less speed. More haste.

464
00:22:48,400 --> 00:22:50,840
What's the difference between
haste and speed?

465
00:22:50,880 --> 00:22:55,280
Haste is bad. Speed is good.

466
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:56,760
Speeding up now, Alex.

467
00:22:56,800 --> 00:23:00,720
Oh, OK. Why's that, then?
Cos there's a time limit.

468
00:23:00,760 --> 00:23:02,600
Is it quite a short limit?

469
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:04,080
I would imagine so.

470
00:23:04,120 --> 00:23:06,560
What's the world record for
the largest cup snake ever?

471
00:23:06,600 --> 00:23:09,440
Do you want me to look it up?
Yeah, please. OK.

472
00:23:09,480 --> 00:23:12,280
Some of them have measured up
to 175 metres long.

473
00:23:12,320 --> 00:23:13,520
A cup snake? Uh-huh.

474
00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,120
Some people have got too much time
on their hands, man.

475
00:23:16,160 --> 00:23:17,680
You making lots of little snakes?

476
00:23:17,720 --> 00:23:20,080
Yeah. And then they're
going to fuse together to become

477
00:23:20,120 --> 00:23:22,720
a big daddy snake.

478
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:25,000
Well, fortune favours the brave.
I've heard that.

479
00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,440
Come on, my beauties.

480
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,160
Are you quite pleased
with your technique?

481
00:23:33,200 --> 00:23:34,960
I'll tell you when I'm done.

482
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:40,480
Would you mind lying down next
to your snake?

483
00:23:40,520 --> 00:23:43,080
I think I deserve
a good rest after that.

484
00:23:43,120 --> 00:23:46,160
Ah.
WHISTLE BLOWS

485
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,200
Thank you, Ardal.
You're welcome, Alex.

486
00:23:48,240 --> 00:23:50,720
How much time?
You've got 30 seconds.

487
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:53,600
SHE GRUNTS

488
00:23:56,280 --> 00:24:00,440
SHE PANTS

489
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:02,440
WHISTLE BLOWS

490
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,200
I was sort of thinking you might lie
on the tablecloth. Yeah.

491
00:24:05,240 --> 00:24:06,440
Thought it was a trick.

492
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:09,160
You still think there's a hole
underneath it? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

493
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:16,720
HE PANTS, WHISTLE BLOWS

494
00:24:16,760 --> 00:24:18,600
Quite a bendy one.

495
00:24:18,640 --> 00:24:20,440
Apparently that's a good thing.

496
00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:24,120
APPLAUSE

497
00:24:24,160 --> 00:24:29,280
Impressive all round, I thought.
I thought good systems, consistent.

498
00:24:29,320 --> 00:24:32,280
Just so you know,
there were exactly 1,000 cups,

499
00:24:32,320 --> 00:24:33,720
so Chris's maths were remarkable.

500
00:24:33,760 --> 00:24:35,960
He went in, went,
"There's either 1,000 or 500,"

501
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,840
pretty much straight away.
I did say 1,000, yeah.

502
00:24:38,880 --> 00:24:40,200
Sometimes, not often,

503
00:24:40,240 --> 00:24:42,960
but sometimes they're not bad
at things. Yeah.

504
00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,640
Ardal's is 856.

505
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:46,840
Ooh. Interesting that we're all
going ooh,

506
00:24:46,880 --> 00:24:50,040
when we've got no
context whatsoever, isn't it?

507
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:52,320
856 is... I've given you context. Ooh.

508
00:24:52,360 --> 00:24:55,000
It's a green anaconda, whereas Chris
is like a green anaconda

509
00:24:55,040 --> 00:24:56,400
with an eagle in its mouth.

510
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:59,720
9.66 metres. ALL: Ooh.
9.66 metres.

511
00:24:59,760 --> 00:25:01,440
Ooh!
And back down for Sophie.

512
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:03,520
Remember we've got 856, 966.

513
00:25:03,560 --> 00:25:04,680
Sophie - 8...

514
00:25:05,720 --> 00:25:09,560
..77. Second place at the moment.
We need a break.

515
00:25:09,600 --> 00:25:11,440
Just time for you to run upstairs

516
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:14,160
and wake up your kids by standing
outside their bedroom doors

517
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:16,360
and shouting a list of
the sacrifices you made

518
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:17,400
to have them.

519
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:18,840
We'll see you in a bit.

520
00:25:18,880 --> 00:25:21,360
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

521
00:25:29,720 --> 00:25:32,240
Hello, welcome back to Taskmaster.
Alex, recap, please.

522
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:34,680
Before the break,
the contestants were trying to make

523
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:37,280
the longest cup snake. They can only
leave the building twice

524
00:25:37,320 --> 00:25:40,560
and so far, we've had three fine
examples from cup snake newbies

525
00:25:40,600 --> 00:25:45,000
Ardal, Chris, and Sophie.
Two to go, it's Bridget and Judi.

526
00:25:45,040 --> 00:25:50,240
Oh, my God. There's so many cups.

527
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:52,400
Uh-huh.

528
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:55,800
There doesn't seem to be anything to
put them together with.

529
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:56,840
Ooh.

530
00:25:59,320 --> 00:26:00,560
Aw.

531
00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:05,640
I literally put one foot... OK.

532
00:26:06,960 --> 00:26:08,440
What's your plan?

533
00:26:08,480 --> 00:26:11,480
My plan is to stack them
up as tall as I can,

534
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:15,560
and then, I mean, this is going to
take up the ten minutes.

535
00:26:15,600 --> 00:26:19,680
It's a fair old puzzle. I've already
gone out accidentally once...

536
00:26:19,720 --> 00:26:22,440
Yeah. ..so I've kind of stuffed
myself a little bit.

537
00:26:22,480 --> 00:26:23,840
Yes.

538
00:26:23,880 --> 00:26:26,000
Alex, can you help me stack them?

539
00:26:26,040 --> 00:26:27,520
Maybe.

540
00:26:27,560 --> 00:26:29,920
Cos it doesn't say on
the task that I can't.

541
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,760
I mean, that's taken me forever.

542
00:26:31,800 --> 00:26:33,560
You want me to get on
with this table?

543
00:26:33,600 --> 00:26:36,560
Yeah. All of them. All of them.

544
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:40,200
I think this,
nothing to do with it.

545
00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,400
And she's gone.

546
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:48,280
I'll go and find
a stick or something.

547
00:26:48,320 --> 00:26:49,760
Oh, Alex, you are.

548
00:26:49,800 --> 00:26:51,280
Yeah, I got a big one.

549
00:26:53,720 --> 00:26:55,600
Should we get this little one here?

550
00:26:55,640 --> 00:26:56,800
OK.

551
00:26:58,000 --> 00:26:59,360
Mm.

552
00:26:59,400 --> 00:27:00,840
What are you...? Bridget?

553
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:01,920
Are you all right?

554
00:27:01,960 --> 00:27:04,040
LAUGHING: Don't make me laugh, please.

555
00:27:06,120 --> 00:27:07,600
You've two and a half minutes.

556
00:27:15,640 --> 00:27:18,000
Ooh, this is going to be
a big long snake, isn't it?

557
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:20,120
Yeah, is it going to be
a cup snake?

558
00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,000
Yeah, cos the head is a cup.

559
00:27:22,040 --> 00:27:24,440
Right. Where we going?

560
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,520
Just there, isn't it?
Oh, right.

561
00:27:26,560 --> 00:27:27,840
You can drop your end.

562
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,520
I'm going to. I'm going to count. one...

563
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,640
No, but you can drop your end.

564
00:27:31,680 --> 00:27:32,840
Will it be better this way?

565
00:27:37,840 --> 00:27:39,400
Have you got any glue or anything?

566
00:27:39,440 --> 00:27:40,800
Have I got...? No.

567
00:27:45,960 --> 00:27:47,400
20 seconds.

568
00:27:54,480 --> 00:27:55,520
There.

569
00:27:55,560 --> 00:27:57,680
I see, so that's turning it into
a cup snake, is it?

570
00:27:57,720 --> 00:27:58,920
That's a cup snake.

571
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:02,040
ALEX BLOWS WHISTLE

572
00:28:02,080 --> 00:28:03,960
BLOWS WHISTLE

573
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,680
That's your time up, Bridget.

574
00:28:05,720 --> 00:28:07,040
Oh.

575
00:28:07,080 --> 00:28:08,560
Wow.

576
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:10,240
Cup queen.

577
00:28:16,520 --> 00:28:19,160
I mean, Judi,
you were incredibly efficient.

578
00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,320
Cos I move like a snake.

579
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:24,560
I mean, it,
it was just genuinely impressive.

580
00:28:24,600 --> 00:28:27,680
Um, Bridget, a more...

581
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:31,760
A more unique approach.

582
00:28:31,800 --> 00:28:34,440
It was very creative, you know,

583
00:28:34,480 --> 00:28:38,080
and, well, I stepped out of the
barn and fucked myself, so.

584
00:28:38,120 --> 00:28:40,360
LAUGHTER

585
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:50,600
A lit... A little more honest in
terms of the analysis, yeah.

586
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,960
Well, look, Bridget's cup, she did
reach back in and grab some cups,

587
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,800
so decorated her log with cups.
Are we happy with the cup snake?

588
00:28:56,840 --> 00:28:58,840
Yes, I, I am allowing it as a,
as a cup snake.

589
00:28:58,880 --> 00:29:00,320
Lovely. It was the shortest.

590
00:29:01,880 --> 00:29:04,120
Exactly five metres,
a Burmese python.

591
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:06,480
So Bridget gets one point
for her five metre snake,

592
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:08,400
then it's Ardal with two
points, 8.5,

593
00:29:08,440 --> 00:29:10,640
Sophie 8.7, three points,

594
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,200
Chris 9.6, gets four points.

595
00:29:13,240 --> 00:29:16,000
Judi, as long as a green anaconda

596
00:29:16,040 --> 00:29:18,640
clinging onto the back of a Yamaha
motorbike with its teeth.

597
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,680
It's 11.21 metres, so it's five
points for Judi Love.

598
00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:24,440
She takes it.
Let's have another one.

599
00:29:24,480 --> 00:29:27,720
OK, it's time for us all to
have a lovely waggle in the shower.

600
00:29:27,760 --> 00:29:29,120
Off we go.

601
00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,840
Ooh.

602
00:29:41,880 --> 00:29:44,000
Have I got to find a task in here?

603
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:45,120
God.

604
00:29:47,080 --> 00:29:48,960
Oh. Hello.

605
00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:51,080
There's a little
Narnian adventure there.

606
00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:56,480
HE LAUGHS

607
00:29:59,840 --> 00:30:02,760
"Poke a part of your body out of
the shower curtain

608
00:30:02,800 --> 00:30:05,440
"and waggle it about
for ten seconds."

609
00:30:05,480 --> 00:30:09,120
So you'll be within the circle,
with the shower curtain closed.

610
00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,080
Yes. Something will emerge.

611
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:12,440
That's part of my body.

612
00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,880
Waggling.

613
00:30:13,920 --> 00:30:16,600
The Taskmaster will guess what part
of the body it is.

614
00:30:16,640 --> 00:30:18,640
The biggest part of the body that

615
00:30:18,680 --> 00:30:22,960
the Taskmaster incorrectly
identifies wins.

616
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,480
"You must poke your body part out of
the shower curtain

617
00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:29,160
"and waggle it about within
the next 15 minutes."

618
00:30:30,760 --> 00:30:32,080
OK.

619
00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:33,840
It's got to poke a bit out.

620
00:30:33,880 --> 00:30:35,640
Poke a bit out, exactly.

621
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,200
I'm thinking how could I disguise my
arse as a head? Is that possible?

622
00:30:39,240 --> 00:30:41,400
I've only got a limited number
of body parts,

623
00:30:41,440 --> 00:30:43,200
so, I mean, uh,
I'll pick one of them.

624
00:30:43,240 --> 00:30:45,600
I should be able to do that in
the next few minutes. OK.

625
00:30:45,640 --> 00:30:47,720
OK.

626
00:30:47,760 --> 00:30:50,200
Anything I can get you?
Could I have a wooden spoon, please?

627
00:30:50,240 --> 00:30:51,560
On its way.

628
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:53,000
With some yoghurt on it.

629
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:56,280
No, no, no, yoghurt.
Hold the yoghurt. OK.

630
00:30:56,320 --> 00:30:57,880
And Sellotape.

631
00:30:57,920 --> 00:30:59,680
You all right, Judi?

632
00:30:59,720 --> 00:31:01,600
Yeah. Have you got a plan?

633
00:31:01,640 --> 00:31:03,000
Yeah.

634
00:31:03,040 --> 00:31:06,120
This is a very bad idea. Ah.

635
00:31:06,160 --> 00:31:07,800
My body is here,

636
00:31:07,840 --> 00:31:10,840
so I don't know why I'm
going to get something.

637
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:13,440
To hide the part of the body.

638
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,800
ARDAL: I've changed my plans.

639
00:31:17,840 --> 00:31:21,200
OK. I have a wooden spoon,
Sellotape, and a marker.

640
00:31:21,240 --> 00:31:23,320
And I don't need any of them.

641
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:24,440
OK.

642
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:27,200
I've got my trousers on my head,
so I'm not OK.

643
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:35,520
Um, Ardal, I am sort of intrigued by
the wooden spoon

644
00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:37,640
and the yoghurt.
Will that become apparent?

645
00:31:37,680 --> 00:31:39,400
I imagine the thinking at

646
00:31:39,440 --> 00:31:42,960
the time was that I if I could maybe
beat some part of my body

647
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,640
with the wooden spoon,
it might swell into a...

648
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:48,040
LAUGHTER

649
00:31:50,040 --> 00:31:51,720
I imagine that would be it.

650
00:31:51,760 --> 00:31:54,040
..into an unlikely shape.
I don't know.

651
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:56,280
I, I feel stupid for asking.

652
00:31:56,320 --> 00:31:58,760
And, and the yoghurt was
to calm it down afterwards?

653
00:31:58,800 --> 00:31:59,880
Absolutely. Exactly.

654
00:32:01,240 --> 00:32:03,160
Are you ready to look at
something waggly

655
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,960
and try to work out what it is?
I am. OK, well, good luck.

656
00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:10,960
First up, Greg, what part of
Judi Love is this?

657
00:32:19,480 --> 00:32:20,920
It's been my policy throughout this

658
00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:24,600
to think of you as doing
the least possible activity.

659
00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:27,000
I always put the effort in, Greg.

660
00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:29,440
I'm going to stand by my theory.

661
00:32:29,480 --> 00:32:31,400
I'm going to say
that that's your foot.

662
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,240
That's what I'm going to say.

663
00:32:35,280 --> 00:32:38,920
You have poor old Ardal's
covered himself in yoghurt

664
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,960
and whacking himself with a stick...

665
00:32:42,160 --> 00:32:44,360
..and I think you just put your
foot out.

666
00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:45,760
OK, well,

667
00:32:45,800 --> 00:32:48,160
are you ready to see what part
of Judi that is...

668
00:32:48,200 --> 00:32:50,560
Yeah. ..within the shoe?
OK, here we go.

669
00:32:50,600 --> 00:32:52,120
Let's see what it is.

670
00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:55,640
Ooh. Nice work.

671
00:32:55,680 --> 00:32:57,080
Thank you, Judi. Thank you.

672
00:32:57,120 --> 00:32:59,520
Well, there we go.
We have a point on the board.

673
00:32:59,560 --> 00:33:02,200
Wow. Yeah. Serves me right.

674
00:33:02,240 --> 00:33:03,400
Can I be honest with you?

675
00:33:03,440 --> 00:33:04,480
Yeah.

676
00:33:04,520 --> 00:33:07,640
My process of thinking was so
lazy that I forgot that

677
00:33:07,680 --> 00:33:09,600
I'd done that.
I thought it was my foot.

678
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:11,680
LAUGHTER

679
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,280
We're going to see another one now.

680
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:15,040
We're going to see
Chris Ramsey next,

681
00:33:15,080 --> 00:33:16,640
so can he also deceive you, Greg?

682
00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:17,960
Have a look at this.

683
00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:28,640
Well, it can only be his
hand or his foot.

684
00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:33,080
It's uncharacteristic for Chris
to be lazy,

685
00:33:33,120 --> 00:33:35,000
that's why I'm not going
straight for arm.

686
00:33:35,040 --> 00:33:38,160
Or am I double-bluffing you?
Or are you double-bluffing me?

687
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,720
Let's say it is a double bluff
and say it's his arm.

688
00:33:40,760 --> 00:33:43,800
OK. Let's have a look.
Is it Chris Ramsey's arm?

689
00:33:48,560 --> 00:33:49,840
Ooh.

690
00:33:51,480 --> 00:33:52,920
He's on the cow.

691
00:33:57,200 --> 00:33:59,240
And I think we all know
a foot is bigger than a hand.

692
00:33:59,280 --> 00:34:01,200
It was a foot and a bit of shin.

693
00:34:01,240 --> 00:34:03,560
God. OK, well, it's Ardal next.

694
00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:06,320
This is going to be difficult
because whatever body part it is,

695
00:34:06,360 --> 00:34:08,160
it's going to be beaten out
of shape.

696
00:34:09,640 --> 00:34:11,360
Have a look at this and
do your best.

697
00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,480
He was in there for 15 minutes.

698
00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:29,360
It's hard to believe that a wooden
spoon could do that much damage.

699
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:33,000
What is that, Greg?

700
00:34:33,040 --> 00:34:34,800
It's Ardal's arm, obviously.

701
00:34:34,840 --> 00:34:36,360
Let's have a look.

702
00:34:36,400 --> 00:34:37,760
You, you can come out now, Ardal.

703
00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,960
Thank you.

704
00:34:41,160 --> 00:34:42,840
Ooh... Ooh.

705
00:34:42,880 --> 00:34:45,680
Do you want to go back into
the nice balloon place? OK.

706
00:34:45,720 --> 00:34:47,560
Oh, why aren't you
wearing trousers?

707
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,680
You didn't
need to not wear trousers.

708
00:34:50,720 --> 00:34:53,240
I don't know. I r...
I just d... I don't know.

709
00:34:53,280 --> 00:34:54,720
What were you doing in there?

710
00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:59,000
I don't know, Greg.

711
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:01,760
He was hoping that you would
think it was his neck.

712
00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:03,240
So that was his plan.

713
00:35:03,280 --> 00:35:06,080
What the?
What are you talking about?

714
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:08,680
Oh, my God. I'm going to die.

715
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,600
I was sure you would think
it was my neck.

716
00:35:10,640 --> 00:35:14,200
I mean, there was a,
a, like a, like my the face.

717
00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:18,480
Oh, the face? Yes. Right.

718
00:35:18,520 --> 00:35:24,920
Just one part to go until someone
curses Bridget Christie while
dragging a door home.

719
00:35:24,960 --> 00:35:26,320
See you in a bit.

720
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:40,440
Hello, and welcome back for
the final time today.

721
00:35:40,480 --> 00:35:43,520
Before the break, I was having to
work very hard, wasn't I, Alex?

722
00:35:43,560 --> 00:35:46,200
Oh, you were.
And I always think you do,

723
00:35:46,240 --> 00:35:48,680
despite what you might read in
my secret diary.

724
00:35:48,720 --> 00:35:51,400
The current task sees
the comedians poke

725
00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,400
a body part through a shower
curtain and waggle it about.

726
00:35:54,440 --> 00:35:56,240
The biggest body part incorrectly

727
00:35:56,280 --> 00:35:58,640
identified by Greg wins.

728
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,280
Ready, Greg?
GREG CHUCKLES LIGHTLY

729
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,720
Mm-hm. Next, it's time
to get soapy in the sh...

730
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:06,240
Uh, Sophie in the shower.
Here we go.

731
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:17,640
I knew you would commit to this.

732
00:36:17,680 --> 00:36:20,280
And my instinct is you've
dislocated something.

733
00:36:20,320 --> 00:36:22,600
SOPHIE LAUGHS

734
00:36:22,640 --> 00:36:24,960
I genuinely haven't got
a clue what that is.

735
00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:26,400
Aw.

736
00:36:26,440 --> 00:36:30,160
It's not your leg.
So it can only be your arm?

737
00:36:30,200 --> 00:36:32,120
Greg, you need to give me
an answer.

738
00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,840
I'm going to, I'm going to say it's
her weird limp arm then.

739
00:36:34,880 --> 00:36:36,840
So let's see what part
of Sophie that is.

740
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:41,640
Oh, she's a genius.

741
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,000
Oh. Hey.

742
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,240
Hi, Sophie. Hey.

743
00:36:44,280 --> 00:36:46,120
Yeah. Comfortable?

744
00:36:46,160 --> 00:36:47,520
Not at all. Not at all.

745
00:36:47,560 --> 00:36:49,280
All right. OK.

746
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:50,680
Thanks, Sophie.

747
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:54,240
That was brilliant. Thank you.

748
00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:58,080
Well, look, the last person
to see is Bridget Christie,

749
00:36:58,120 --> 00:36:59,920
so what part of her is this?

750
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:16,040
That's actually terrifying.

751
00:37:16,080 --> 00:37:18,240
It's one of two things.

752
00:37:18,280 --> 00:37:20,280
You've put your hat on top
of your foot,

753
00:37:20,320 --> 00:37:21,960
thus, and you're nodding.

754
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:25,360
Or you've just stuck
a sheet over your head.

755
00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:29,320
Bridget's just stuck her
head under a sheet

756
00:37:29,360 --> 00:37:31,520
and then put her hat on top of it.

757
00:37:31,560 --> 00:37:34,360
Well, let's see.

758
00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:37,200
Right, well, let's find out what
part of the body this is.

759
00:37:41,040 --> 00:37:42,880
There you are. Hi.

760
00:37:42,920 --> 00:37:45,000
It was your head?
It, it was, yes.

761
00:37:45,040 --> 00:37:46,920
You're hiding in plain sight.
Mm-hm.

762
00:37:46,960 --> 00:37:48,400
Thank you, Bridget. Thanks.

763
00:37:48,440 --> 00:37:49,640
There we go.

764
00:37:49,680 --> 00:37:51,120
Aww. Very good.

765
00:37:51,160 --> 00:37:53,400
Well. Three people have fooled you.

766
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,400
Definitely got a foot, we've
definitely got a hand, a lower limb,

767
00:37:57,440 --> 00:38:01,520
and then we had the hair.
So it's whether the hair counts.

768
00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,600
And, does it? Scientifically, a body
part is defined as any part of

769
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:07,120
an organism such as
an organ or extremity.

770
00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:09,560
Hair is an accessory organ of
the skin, scientifically.

771
00:38:09,600 --> 00:38:12,440
I think it's a fair judgment. I'm
going to give them five points each.

772
00:38:12,480 --> 00:38:14,960
OK. So Judi also fooled you.
How many points does she get?

773
00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:18,040
She gets four points. So it's four
to Judi, five to Chris,

774
00:38:18,080 --> 00:38:20,960
and five to Sophie. Right.
And that's it.

775
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:24,680
Quick look at the scores, then.

776
00:38:24,720 --> 00:38:26,680
Yes, well, she's still in the lead.

777
00:38:26,720 --> 00:38:28,000
Judi could win the episode.

778
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,000
She's currently in the lead with 17 points.

779
00:38:30,040 --> 00:38:32,280
Whoa.

780
00:38:34,280 --> 00:38:35,480
OK, everybody,

781
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:38,640
please make your way to the stage
for the final task of the show.

782
00:38:47,200 --> 00:38:48,600
Hello, my sweet.

783
00:38:48,640 --> 00:38:49,760
Hi, mate.

784
00:38:49,800 --> 00:38:51,080
Who will read this task for us?

785
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,960
Bridget Christie's
going to read this one.

786
00:38:53,000 --> 00:38:57,640
"Write down how many tin cans
you think can fit in your bag.

787
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,080
"The highest predicted number
fitted in a zipped-up bag

788
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:03,400
"within one minute wins.

789
00:39:03,440 --> 00:39:06,760
"If you don't zip up your bag or fit
your predicted number

790
00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:09,680
"of tin cans in your bag,
you will be disqualified.

791
00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:11,680
"After Alex blows his whistle,

792
00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:14,280
"you will have ten seconds
to write down your number."

793
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,120
Ten second to write down one number.

794
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,280
Your ten second starts on
the whistle.

795
00:39:19,320 --> 00:39:20,760
BLOWS WHISTLE

796
00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:22,280
Oh, God.

797
00:39:25,520 --> 00:39:26,920
BLOWS WHISTLE

798
00:39:26,960 --> 00:39:30,000
OK, Ardal, please tell me your
number and then hang your number off

799
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:31,480
the front little nail on your table.

800
00:39:31,520 --> 00:39:33,600
I'm going to go for 35.

801
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:34,880
Lovely.

802
00:39:36,400 --> 00:39:38,640
Wow. Well, that is bold.

803
00:39:40,360 --> 00:39:42,640
OK, Bridget,
your turn to reveal your number.

804
00:39:42,680 --> 00:39:44,080
LAUGHTER

805
00:39:44,120 --> 00:39:45,360
54.

806
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:48,760
54, and, Greg, at this point, I will
reveal how many cans there are.

807
00:39:48,800 --> 00:39:49,880
Yeah.

808
00:39:49,920 --> 00:39:51,480
55.

809
00:39:51,520 --> 00:39:53,440
Wow.

810
00:39:53,480 --> 00:39:54,840
Chris Ramsey now.

811
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:57,040
Yes, I've gone for 30. Judi.

812
00:39:57,080 --> 00:39:59,920
I was going to say 20,
and then my hand slipped, and 30.

813
00:39:59,960 --> 00:40:02,520
So it's 30?

814
00:40:02,560 --> 00:40:04,240
In Jamaica, that's a two.

815
00:40:06,040 --> 00:40:08,680
Finally, Sophie Duker,
how many cans? 29.

816
00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:13,120
One lower than mine,
and you lot went, "Oh!"

817
00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,880
So if you all succeed,

818
00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,400
Bridget will win
and Sophie will get one point.

819
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:20,080
Obviously there's
a chance no-one will succeed.

820
00:40:20,120 --> 00:40:22,760
We're going to find out in
a second. Your time starts...

821
00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,000
BLOWS WHISTLE

822
00:40:25,040 --> 00:40:27,760
Oh, my God. There's a trick,
there it is.

823
00:40:27,800 --> 00:40:30,120
What's the trick, Judi?
Some of them are stuck together.

824
00:40:30,160 --> 00:40:32,200
Some of them are stuck
together, Greg.

825
00:40:32,240 --> 00:40:35,280
It's good they're wearing boots.

826
00:40:35,320 --> 00:40:37,040
Chris is unpacking.

827
00:40:37,080 --> 00:40:38,520
Ooh.

828
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:41,240
No, no, no, it came out of there.
Came out of there. Here we go.

829
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,840
It must be fully zipped up.

830
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:46,400
Yes. We have a zipped up bag.
We have a zipped up bag,

831
00:40:46,440 --> 00:40:47,920
that's a relief.

832
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:49,960
Problems... Problems for Bridget.

833
00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,160
Your bag must be fully zipped.

834
00:40:53,200 --> 00:40:55,400
Oh, fuck off.

835
00:40:55,440 --> 00:40:56,880
My zip is broken.

836
00:40:58,240 --> 00:41:00,280
BLOWS WHISTLE

837
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:03,360
It wasn't broken before.
Please step back. Please step back.

838
00:41:04,440 --> 00:41:07,680
Right, now in a very orderly way,
uh, Alex is going to count the cans.

839
00:41:07,720 --> 00:41:09,440
Yes. Hello, Ardal.

840
00:41:09,480 --> 00:41:11,640
Hi, Alex. Let the count commence.

841
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:14,360
He started with a big three,
that's three there.

842
00:41:14,400 --> 00:41:15,920
Four.

843
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,400
14.

844
00:41:21,880 --> 00:41:23,000
20.

845
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:28,040
31.

846
00:41:30,440 --> 00:41:32,120
34.

847
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:33,800
35.

848
00:41:33,840 --> 00:41:35,640
It's an empty bag.

849
00:41:35,680 --> 00:41:37,240
APPLAUSE

850
00:41:38,520 --> 00:41:39,960
Well done.

851
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,240
His trousers are still on.

852
00:41:49,720 --> 00:41:51,320
That is an incredible opener.

853
00:41:51,360 --> 00:41:53,440
Let's start the count
for bag two. Alex.

854
00:41:53,480 --> 00:41:55,320
Or, will we?

855
00:41:55,360 --> 00:41:57,040
AUDIENCE: Aw!

856
00:41:57,080 --> 00:41:58,800
I'm afraid we won't. No.

857
00:41:58,840 --> 00:42:01,280
Bridget is disqualified.
Alex, move on, please.

858
00:42:01,320 --> 00:42:02,920
Yeah, OK.
CANS CLATTER

859
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,120
Two, four, six.

860
00:42:06,160 --> 00:42:07,640
Loud.

861
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,080
27.

862
00:42:13,120 --> 00:42:14,520
28.

863
00:42:14,560 --> 00:42:15,960
29.

864
00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:17,640
Yeah, he's done it, hasn't he?

865
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,640
30. Ah.

866
00:42:21,680 --> 00:42:23,480
It's an empty bag.

867
00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,800
Right, we've got a second place.
Or, have we?

868
00:42:33,240 --> 00:42:34,400
Judi.

869
00:42:34,440 --> 00:42:35,760
I'm pissed off.

870
00:42:35,800 --> 00:42:36,920
Why?

871
00:42:36,960 --> 00:42:38,760
I got panicky and stopped counting.

872
00:42:40,640 --> 00:42:43,080
I went out like a black woman on
a Saturday at a market.

873
00:42:43,120 --> 00:42:45,080
I was just packing
everything in there.

874
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:46,920
We we've all been there.

875
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:49,600
There's yam, banana, there's
plantain. There's everything.

876
00:42:49,640 --> 00:42:51,280
I'm going to count her cans.

877
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,600
Just to confirm,
if there's not 30 cans,

878
00:42:53,640 --> 00:42:55,080
Judi's disqualified.

879
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,680
Let the count commence.

880
00:42:56,720 --> 00:42:58,360
Three. That's good.

881
00:42:58,400 --> 00:43:00,080
Six. Good start.

882
00:43:08,240 --> 00:43:09,360
26.

883
00:43:09,400 --> 00:43:11,120
27.

884
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,080
28.

885
00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,120
29.

886
00:43:15,840 --> 00:43:17,720
30.

887
00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:19,200
32.

888
00:43:21,880 --> 00:43:23,240
Judi.

889
00:43:25,480 --> 00:43:26,960
So close.

890
00:43:27,000 --> 00:43:28,680
Don't touch me.

891
00:43:31,440 --> 00:43:33,560
That is absolutely heart-breaking.

892
00:43:33,600 --> 00:43:34,800
Let's move on.

893
00:43:39,120 --> 00:43:40,840
There goes my chance of winning.

894
00:43:43,280 --> 00:43:45,520
Hello, Sophie. You predicted 29.

895
00:43:45,560 --> 00:43:47,040
Hi. Yeah.

896
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,080
Ready?

897
00:43:48,120 --> 00:43:49,840
Yeah.

898
00:43:49,880 --> 00:43:51,320
Two, five.

899
00:43:51,360 --> 00:43:53,080
CANS CLATTER

900
00:43:53,120 --> 00:43:54,840
Quiet, quiet, sh.

901
00:43:59,240 --> 00:44:00,280
24.

902
00:44:01,720 --> 00:44:02,960
26.

903
00:44:04,400 --> 00:44:05,440
27.

904
00:44:06,720 --> 00:44:07,920
28.

905
00:44:10,480 --> 00:44:13,320
It's an empty bag. 28 cans.
AUDIENCE: Aw!

906
00:44:14,720 --> 00:44:16,120
Hey, come on down

907
00:44:16,160 --> 00:44:18,720
and let's see how that's affected
the final scores.

908
00:44:18,760 --> 00:44:20,840
APPLAUSE

909
00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:29,520
Pretty exciting.

910
00:44:29,560 --> 00:44:31,800
It really was. I mean, Ardal.
It really was.

911
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:34,200
Ardal did really well putting
all his... I was great.

912
00:44:34,240 --> 00:44:35,960
Yes. You were a great guy in
the task.

913
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:38,640
So he does get the five points,
and Chris, uh, got four points.

914
00:44:38,680 --> 00:44:41,000
He was the only other person who
completed the task.

915
00:44:41,040 --> 00:44:42,640
Means a few different things.

916
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:45,320
The first and most awful thing is it
means that if Judi had written

917
00:44:45,360 --> 00:44:47,760
the number one and then put
one can in a bag

918
00:44:47,800 --> 00:44:50,200
and zipped it up,
she would've won the episode.

919
00:44:50,240 --> 00:44:52,560
AUDIENCE: Aw!

920
00:44:56,520 --> 00:44:59,400
Hey. I have to say, that does feel
like quite a cruel statistic.

921
00:44:59,440 --> 00:45:01,960
In fact, if she'd written zero
and just zipped it up,

922
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:03,480
she would've won the episode.

923
00:45:04,960 --> 00:45:06,520
I'm really sorry, Judi.

924
00:45:06,560 --> 00:45:08,960
I'm sorry. It also
means, series-wise,

925
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:11,400
it's tighter than it's been
for some time.

926
00:45:11,440 --> 00:45:15,560
Judi's on 129, Ardal, 138,
Bridget, 139,

927
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:18,920
Chris, 149,
Sophie in the lead with 151.

928
00:45:18,960 --> 00:45:22,000
Two points in it, one episode to go.

929
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:23,400
Blimey.

930
00:45:23,440 --> 00:45:25,640
Exac... I was going to use that word.

931
00:45:25,680 --> 00:45:27,040
And? Mummy wouldn't let me.

932
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,440
So in this particular episode,

933
00:45:30,480 --> 00:45:33,800
Judi is in second place with 17,
but in the lead,

934
00:45:33,840 --> 00:45:36,200
and the winner with 19,
it's Chris Ramsey.

935
00:45:36,240 --> 00:45:38,280
Oh.

936
00:45:38,320 --> 00:45:39,880
Wow!

937
00:45:39,920 --> 00:45:42,000
Chris Ramsey wins.

938
00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:44,800
Please head up to handle
your handles.

939
00:45:51,000 --> 00:45:53,000
So what have we learnt today?

940
00:45:53,040 --> 00:45:54,280
We've learnt a lot.

941
00:45:54,320 --> 00:45:56,600
We've learnt that Judi Love thinks
she looks like a fish.

942
00:45:56,640 --> 00:45:59,600
We've learnt that Chris Ramsey can
tell you how many cups there are in

943
00:45:59,640 --> 00:46:00,880
a room with just one glance.

944
00:46:00,920 --> 00:46:03,880
But what we haven't learnt,
and what we might never learn,

945
00:46:03,920 --> 00:46:06,880
is what Ardal O'Hanlon was doing
with a wooden spoon

946
00:46:06,920 --> 00:46:10,440
and some yoghurt in a shower
for 15 minutes.

947
00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,200
Just one show left,

948
00:46:13,240 --> 00:46:18,000
and one big round of applause left
for tonight's winner, Chris Ramsey.

949
00:46:18,040 --> 00:46:19,680
APPLAUSE

950
00:46:40,280 --> 00:46:43,160
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